A guy gets hit in the head with a frying pan by his wife:
- That's for what, dear?
- What is with name of Laura Johnson, written on that note?
- It is the name of a horse that I bet!
The next day, he got hit again with the frying pan and harder.
- Again, dear ? What for?
- The horse called you on the phone!


In the threshold of the financial crisis, boss addresses the four employees:
-I'm sorry, but will have to fire one of you.
" Black employee": I belong to the minority is protected by law.
" Female Employee": I am a woman.
" The older employee": Dismiss me and I hit you with a trial of discrimination because of age, do you not see. Everyone is looking towards the youngest of them, saying: "I think I'm gay ..."
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