- Darling is true that you had many men before you
marry me?
- Hey man! You have good food?
- Yes!
- You have clean clothes?
- Yes!
- Last night you liked it?
- I like it!
- Yes, and the other night you liked it?
- Oho! And how! ...
- Well, how do you think all this is taught in long distance learning?



Two friends chats:
Hey what's up with you? Why have a bluish eye?
-Yesterday I went to dinner at in-laws ...
-Well, and? ...
You know just because they are believers before the meal we had to say prayers.
-And further? ...
-I made the mistake that at the passage "and God forbid us from evil" I just looked at the mother in law ...



What it means to have courage?
Courage is when a man returns home at 4 am dead
drunk and entering the house sees his wife with a broom in hand
and dares to ask:
- You are cleaning today or you're going to fly somewhere?