An explorer sees witch doctor of the village beating the rhythmic drums.
- What is my friend?
- We do not have water.
- The drum beat is for invoking the rain?
- No, it's the signal for plumber.


One physicist tells his wife:
- Honey, you're becoming more attractive!
- Bullshit! You do not see how I gained?
- Well, exactly! The higher mass increases the force of attraction ..


Everyone has an intellectual horizon, the horizon is narrowing and when it reaches the size of a point, man says:
"THIS IS MY POINT OF VIEW"