A well-known senator has been subject to emergency surgery. From the Senate has been sent a telegram with the following:
"The Senate, gathered in plenary, wish you a speedy recovery, with 178 votes for, 173 against and five abstentions".


At the an interview for employment:
- How much have you stayed at your last job?
- Almost 20.
- Why did you leave?
- I have been pardoned ...