Grandma, I've seen a box that said Ecstasy pills? -
Leave the damn pills, did you saw there is a dragon in the kitchen?


Pessimist sees a dark tunnel, optimist sees the light
at the end of tunnel, realist sees lights of the train coming ...
... Engine driver sees three idiots on the railroad.


Blonde desperate call to police:
- They broke my car, they stole everything ... and steering wheel and pedals and shift knob, everything.
Over an hour, much calmer with another phone:
- Please excuse me, I boarded in the back.