Teacher: Can you name five animals that live in Africa?
Student: Four elephants and a giraffe.

- Last week, I reported my wife's disappearance. Well, you can abandon the research.
- You found it?
- No. But while I reflected.


- Doctor, my husband has severe mental disorders. Sometimes for hours, telling him something, and then to discover that he has heard no word.
- This is not a disease, Mrs, a gift from God!