- Doctor, I know that my man is cheating!
- How do you know?
- I have four kids and none of them look like me.
- ...!?


At the psychiatrist:
- Tell me everything in chronological order. What did you do first?
- At first I created the heavens and the earth ... Then I started having
trouble ...


- Doctor, you have forgotten that for three minutes I stay with tongue out?
- I did not forgot, but I want to write the recipe in silence.