-Today my dear, I didn't caught any fish.
-I know honey, you forgot your money at home.

Two fishermen talk:
-This morning I had to throw the coin, to see if I go to the church with my wife or I come fishing here.
-I see you are here fishing!
-Yes but I had to throw coin seven times.

-Hi my friend! What are you doing? Fishing?
-No, I try to teach the earthworms that invaded my garden, to swim.

The rooster organizes a meeting with the chickens. He opens a box and pull out an ostrich egg, and says:
- I don't want to criticize you, but look at what competitors can produce.

Announcement at the Zoo:
-Please don't scare the ostrich, we have concrete floor!