Have you heard one joke today?
Here are some funny jokes that made me laugh, the sources for these jokes are email from friends, from my country, I translated them to English, so, friends all over the world have fun.
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Plans and derams
Plans that do not meet your intellectual, physical or financial possibilities, are called dreams.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Fresh fish
An old lady goes to fish market.
- Is the fish fresh?
- Well don't you see it's alive, how couldn't it be fresh?
- Well, well, respond old woman, I am alive too ...
- Is the fish fresh?
- Well don't you see it's alive, how couldn't it be fresh?
- Well, well, respond old woman, I am alive too ...
Thursday, January 31, 2013
In wine is the truth
An offender is questioned by police:
- Tell me, sir, what did you do!
- Well I stole small barrel of wine ...
- And ...
- I drank half ...
- And the other half of what did you do?
- Well, I sold it ...
- And what did you do with the money?
- I bought booze!
- Tell me, sir, what did you do!
- Well I stole small barrel of wine ...
- And ...
- I drank half ...
- And the other half of what did you do?
- Well, I sold it ...
- And what did you do with the money?
- I bought booze!
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Friday, January 25, 2013
Young doctor
- Hello!
- Hello, Officer!
- You, young sir,you were driving at 70 km per hour on ice. You want to get to the hospital?
- Yes!
- Well done, good answer! Are you crazy?
- No! I'm a doctor .....
- Hello, Officer!
- You, young sir,you were driving at 70 km per hour on ice. You want to get to the hospital?
- Yes!
- Well done, good answer! Are you crazy?
- No! I'm a doctor .....
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Mother and daughter
Mother, is it true that the stork brought me?
- Yes, my little treasure! It's true.
- It's true that the good Lord gives us the daily bread?
- It's true, baby!
- Is it true that Santa Claus and Easter Bunny bring us presents?
- Yes, my darling.
- Then, what's daddy good for?
- Yes, my little treasure! It's true.
- It's true that the good Lord gives us the daily bread?
- It's true, baby!
- Is it true that Santa Claus and Easter Bunny bring us presents?
- Yes, my darling.
- Then, what's daddy good for?
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